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An Ex Strike Back

So, I had an ex come to my job this week.

He is an incredibly handsome, motorcycle riding, very financially stable, Italian 39 year old, who in addition to being a bf, was also my regional GM.

Yes, I know, "Butterfly, you just walk into trouble."

Anyhoo, I ultimately left the company. We broke up, but remained great friends and would keep in touch a couple times a year.

So after no contact for about 2 years, he just happened to be near my job on Wednesday. He's getting married on June 9th, and wanted to see me one more time.

Really, now.

I didn't bite, and so he moved to Plan B - "Butterfly, come work for me again. We were a great team."

Really now.

Yup, double my current salary to work for him once again.

Oh, hell no!

I congratulated him on his upcoming nuptials and told him I'd think about attending his bachelor party (if I do, it will be with DD).

We were great together, but exes are exes for a reason.

So thankful that I can see through the bullshit fart cloud. LMBO!

Updates

This Just In!

Wives
Found out the identity of 3 of the callers; all wives, gf's of business associates. No longer spazzing about that; simply checked and severed ties with the husbands.

S
We've had some really good chats since clearing the air. We did an charity walk today, and I'm feeling really good because I've done the work to improve my interactions with women. I'm not 100%, but I am getting better. Btw, she's been reading The Secret, and so get's where my head is and my whole "off meds" thing.

Work
The GM is acting up again, but instead of doing the passive aggressive email thing, I'm gonna have a face to face air out. Gonna try not to yell or curse because I know he wants me to do so. He's so insecure and threatened by me. Honestly, I have no time to care. I'll keep ya posted.

The Italian
He called me one day, and I let it go to voicemail. What's the point of playing the game? I've moved on, we aren't gonna be together, so why "act" like things are the same? I like, so, like moved out of bubble gum land last month. Lol!

Whew!

So thankful for a life I'm proud of. If nothing ever changed, I'm happy.

They're Baaa-aaak!

Mickey returned them!!!

I woke up this morning, and they were under my bed!

Ok, so they aren't exactly the cool, shiny Dorothy slippers; they're more like the "After-a-pedicure-we'll-give-these-to-you-for-a-$1" slippers, but they're mine!

Hooray!

Purple Cow

Purple cow - Reality

Don't you do it!

Don't you dare think of a purple cow!

You did it didn't you?
You envisioned a purple cow.

See what happens to me?

I try so hard not to crave swedish fish, and that's all I want. Just bought five packs. Gonna "quit again" tomorrow.

Yes, DD is out of town and didn't leave a ration.

Purple Cow -ala The Secret

Butterfly, how are ya?

I'm doing wonderful, just watching some Comedy Central and snacking on swedish fish.

Won't it give you acne?

Naw. It can only give me acne if I keep thinking about it giving me acne. I love em and so I've chosen to have a healthy relationship with them.

So thankful for life's little pleasures.