Monday Laugh

This is hugely hilarious. I needed a Monday Laugh. Enjoy one on me!

DON'T CLICK THE COMMENT

This loser posted a comment that tried to infect my computer!
Don't click it! It will appear as follows:
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Fenrisar has left a new comment on your post "I Wanna Go Home":

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Hye, Fenrisar, May Itchy, Itchy Pitchforks stick you in your bum! LMBO!

Cleaning Out

Hubby and I are readying the house to be out on the market.

This house will be a week of cleaning house, cutting back, trimming the fat, giving stuff away, and making some necessary home repairs.

I am SOOOOOO excited!!!!

Nothing pleases me more than cleaning (than maybe doing laundry, oh and giving ala Oprah's Big Give).

I love it, and this week, we're laying tiles, replacing bathroom faucets, adding a supa-dupa shower head, painting and cleaning the carpets!

Can you feel my excitement?

I'm gonna post some before and after shots, ok.

Giving Feels Good

Anyway, in the last couple weeks we've given away lots of tools, a billion Lego's, clothes, linens, etc. But the best give away was to a man named Richard.

Hubby and I had two wheel chairs and a pair of crutches at the house from his dad. We weren't using them, so I placed an ad on craigslist.

We had several responses, but there was something about this man's reply that made me contact him. I found out that he helps people who are paralyzed.

In addition to running errands, he had raised money in the past for stair lifts, and would use our wheelchairs for Iraq War Veterans!

How cool is that?!?!

He's gonna come to the house on Monday to pick up some other things that the families could use.

Giving feels good.

Cellphone Transitions

I have 3 alarm clocks, yet I sleep with my cellphone. It's a horrible habit.

I tell myself that I use the cellphone as an alarm clock, but the truth is that when I can't sleep, or when I roll over in the middle of the night, I can check my email or read the news until I fall asleep again.

I'm gonna plug in the alarm clock, and use it.

I also think I'll get a watch. I'm too dependent on my cellphone throughout the day for the time. Geez!

What kind of watch?

I dunno. I've always heard that Tag Heuer watches are nice for women. I think Rolexes are more of a man watch or a status watch for women.

Who am I kidding, this is so not a major priority for me. I would need something with a changeable wristband, like a Technomarine watch. Then I'd probably spend an extra 10 minutes of my day trying to decide if I should use the red wristband as an accent, or to use pink and the new black. LOL!

Gonna baby step toward placing some distance between myself and the cell phone.