Dirty Words - GROSS ALERT!

Colonics: Please be gentle. Lol!

It's every heterosexual male's dirty word. If they've had one, they never talk about it. It's a taboo subject.

Well, on Wednesday I had the first of 4 sessions. I had a 2nd on Thursday, and then one on Saturday.

Why?

Well, I wanted to rule out a cruddy colon as the cause of some symptoms.

What symptoms?

Fatigue
Depression
Anxiety
Gas
Acne
Poor Concentration
Weight Gain
Cramping
Bloating
Irritability
Insomnia

Yeah, yeah, these symptoms could all be associated with my bipolar disorder, but then again they could be the result of a cruddy colon.

So do clean it out or pop a pill that could cause liver damage, nausea, stuffy head, nose bleed, hemorrhoids, indigestion and facial hair? LMBO!

I'm cleaning it out!

Btw, if ever you're gonna do a colonic. Opt for the open machine. With this one, the practitioner isn't in the room with you for the entire session. You also can poo "go" right into the machine as opposed to getting up and running like mad to the bathroom like the old fashion machine.

You won't smell anything during the procedure, it doesn't hurt and it's good for you. Imagine how much poo crud is in you!

Next Stop: Aqua Chi