What is the deal with people wanting to come to my house?
I have NEVER tried to force entry into anyone's home!
I need to pee.
I really gotta go.
It'll take too long to get home.
I need to change.
Just a quick change.
My cell just died.
But I need a land line.
Can I use your Internet?
I just need some driving directions.
In and out, I promise.
I DON'T permit people into my home.
Why?
I just don't, and I'm tired of explaining!
Hell, I don't question why I'm not permitted to walk on your carpet with my shoes, so stop asking me why I don't permit people in my personal space!
IT'S MINE!!!!
Don't you think that I know it's weird?
My house is my safe haven.
If I knew why I had so much difficulty permitting people into my home, don't you think I'd fix it?!?!?!
The last time I let someone "just use the bathroom", they sat on the couch and refused to leave!
I'm done.
Across the board, NO ENTRY.
Geez!
3 comments:
I'm glad I'm not the only one who just hates this. If I wanted them to come inside, I'd ask them in. Period.
LMAOROTF!!!
Reminds me of the movie Friday. Paraphrasing here. Smokey asks if he can come in for just a sec and use the restroom. Ice-cube’s Dad, while eating and sucking all his fingers clean one by one, says, “number 1 or number 2?” Smokey responds, “number 2.” To which Dad says, “nope,” and slams the door! ;)
Later, Ash out...
I'm not looney!!!! Thanks, Amanda!
Ash, I love that scene!
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