Somebody

If there's a somebody
for everybody,
Then when do they arrive?
Cuz this somebody wants a somebody
to take the wheel and drive.

After 30 years on driving
I want the back seat.
I want no traffic, no detours, no signals,
Please, just gimmie a a wink of sleep.

You won't steer forever,
Just until I feel better.

You in?

If there's a somebody
For everybody
Then when the heck do they arrive?

GEEZ!!!!

You're taking too long
I've got Expedia on the line.
So pick one:
Fly, train, bus or drive!