I Want Mine!

It's crazy.

People whine about things that are well within their power to control and change.

Fix it or accept it, but please, Stop the Whining!

Me included!

I did a 30 -page PowerPoint presentation to tell the owner of my company how to run his business.

Why haven't I done a 30 -page PowerPoint presentation on how to run my life?

Screw being the gracious employee that is satisfied with collective advancement.

I WANT MINE, cuz if I ain't happy, it's a wrap!

And I ain't happy!

Joke:
Useful Work Phrases
1. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
2. I'm easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
3. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication