1. Leave a burnt cross on subject's desk.
2. Name a teddy bear after subject. Carry it around and love for one week. Ensure that everyone knows about it and that you named it after the subject. At the start of a new week, break the head off in front of them, and laugh hysterically.
3. Tell the subject a story about a friend. Mirror the friend after your and the subject's relationship. End the story with the friend dieing.
4. Laugh hysterically each time you see the subject.
5. Formulate a poll using polldaddy.com titled "The Most Annoying Person at Work"
a. The Know it all
b. The Smart ass
c. The Secret Farter
d. Other
Mention that you wrote their name as other.
So thankful for the remnants of humor I can muster.
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