Take a Cab Home?

Can't.

Planned for the Italian to take me home.

I f*ckin cleaned because he was meeting me and coming over!

I would go by Mr. M, but I don't exist any more.

I left my debit card at home so I wouldn't spend money, so I have a train pass and $3 in coins.

Pretty f*ckin pathetic.

I need a new life, cuz mine is so getting muthaf*ckin old.

Could they have any fun with out me?

I AM the fun?

They are nothing without me.

How muthaf*ckin dare them forget about me!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?