Ok, um.
Last night I placed a glass of iced tea on the night stand. My plan was to drink it throughout the night .... you know, if I got too hot.
So, WHY ON EARTH is my cocoa butter container filled with iced tea?!?!?
I was so grossed out and alarmed, and was about to get paranoid and think that a homeless Japanese woman was living in my closet, but then I remembered - at one point, I started drinking the iced tea, but then I thought I felt something touch my lip, so I spit it out, but I thought I spit it into the glass!
I actually spit it into my cocoa butter.
I swear, I should get paid for being so special. Pun intended.
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LOL!
Re: Japanese woman living in guy's closet.
Oh yeah, that story really tickled me too!
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